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Did you ever woke up realizing that...
what you were just believing yesterday was a fraud?
waaaa....
I did...
well...
not that specific!!!
I didnt really wake up...
then poof it became cococrunch you know!!!
I just realize!!!
hahaha...
that was just a figurative speech!
sooo...
Well...!!
just so you know!!
my dream is to be a doctor...
uhm...
well, it WAS!!!
sooo...
I dont even know if it was MY dream...
I really thought it was my dream...
well...
then i realized...
it was my parents dream for me...
when i was younger..
it was like...
okay!!!
Ill be a doctor...
because they said i should be a doctor...
then when i grew older *not too old*
I thought it was my dream...
Well actually....
I tought the only job I can do was to be a doctor...
hahaha....
that was something funny to realize....
but hey!!!
I did thought of it!!!
hahaha...
hmmmm....
then when I reached 2nd year HS!!!
well...
just so you know again!!!
I'm an incoming 3rd year HS!!!
sooo....
I heard of the quotation...
broaden your horrizons!!!
hahaha...
well...
of course...
thats not the first time ive heard of it!!!
just a figurative speech again!!!
then I tried to look at what Im doing everyday...
and I was like!!!
woah!!!
I always use the computer...
Not that I always watch dramas (or what you call youtube-ing) which I do!!!
but...
I always like using the computer and learning new stuffs about it!!!
well...
not only the computer...
but Im also a techy person...
if you know what i mean!!!
I like almost everything about electonics...
and the job concerning this pays well...
So Why not???
but I'm still waiting...
If I want to have this job in the future...
*THIS means a lot of jobs concerning technology*
I still have to tolerate my father....
And I have to wait for the career talk this 3rd year..
and...
the test you take to know where you are good at...
and what job will you be successful if you chose to have that job...
sooo...
Im still thinking!!!
I have to put these things into mind before I decide....
Ive realized that there are many jobs out there waiting for me...
soo..
i guess...
ill see what happens next...
but you see...
if i were to be a doctor...
then i will be....
and if i am not to be a doctor...
then i will not be....
and besides...
if i go back to my old dream....
then my path is already set...
hahaha....
if i will stay being a technology inclined person...
then....
i will still have to make another path...
that will be a very big work!!!
hahah..
hmm...
as you can see...
This post is about my father....
yes!!!
how lazy he is...
hmmmmpppfff!!!
he's so lazy...
he doesnt even know how to use his feet!!!
well...
as evidence!!!
like last time...
we ate lunch the ordinary way...
well this lunch was very ordinary..
it came to the point that the water bottle was empty...
mama told papa that the water bottle was empty..
she was about to stand up and get water....
but then papa stopped her....
so mama remained sited....
then he said that the water bottle was empty...
as if I didnt here mama said that...
so he asked me to get water...
whats up with that???
huh?!
mama was about to get it but he stopped and asked me to do it instead!!!!
I was like!!!!
Why dont you get it yourself???
but of course I didnt say that because he's my father!!!
duh???!!!
so I asked the maid to get water...
and I told papa that mama was about to get it!!!
And papa said....
he knows im going to get it!!!
WhAt tHe HeCk!!!!
then I told him that he was so lazy...
Then he said just get it!!!!
And I didnt move a muscle!!!
sooo...
he was angry and told me *with big eyes* to get the water.....
Fine...
so I stand up..
and I saw my grandma carrying the bottle of water...
so I got it from her and gave it to papa...
then I speed up eating....
hmmmpfff!!!
then i left the table!!!!
What was that all about!!!
making me do what somebody wanted to do voluntarily!!!
Ow yah!!
there was more!!!!
he asked me what was my job...
my mama told him student...
occupation is student...
And papa said that its summer and im not a student anymore....
then mama said...
housewife?
hahaha...
I laughed...
but of course all in the mind...
so I wanted to ask him whats his job...
my mama is a doctor what about him???
He's like...
Occupation: N/A
hahaha!!!
hmmm...
hes just a lazy guy....
who goes out to shoot because of his hobby...
hmmmm....
what do you call him...???
what was that word again???
that B word???
ahhh...
thats it..
a BUM!!!!
hmmmm.....
but anyway..
hes still my father...
so....
cant be living without him...
btw....
this is a clip from youtube...
I was reminded of it by the word cant live...
hahaha...
Its super funny!!!
you should watch it too...
here's the link!!!
soooo...
i HATE IT!!!!!
I started this joke!!!!
Im going to share it to you!!!
Question: Why is Redford White??
Answer: Because Norman Black!!!
Hahahaha!!!!
I told this to my classmates and they didnt even laugh!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
When I heard this joke I was Laughing Out Loud!!!!
huhuhuh!!!
T_T!!!!
They didnt laugh!!!!!!
They said it was corny!!!!
So they laughed on me instead!!!!!
I was soooo shallow!!!!
huhuhuhu!!!!
soooo...
i HATE IT!!!!!
I started this joke!!!!
Im going to share it to you!!!
Question: Why is Redford White??
Answer: Because Norman Black!!!
Hahahaha!!!!
I told this to my classmates and they didnt even laugh!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
When I heard this joke I was Laughing Out Loud!!!!
huhuhuh!!!
T_T!!!!
They didnt laugh!!!!!!
They said it was corny!!!!
So they laughed on me instead!!!!!
I was soooo shallow!!!!
huhuhuhu!!!!
Okkkaaayyyy...
So Im just sooooo curious!!!
I always get those bulk messages!!!
I dont even know them so i delete it evn if I didnt read it!!!!
Soooo....
I was sooooo irritated!!!
everyday!!!!
I will get those e-mails!!!!
whose subjects are Viagras, How to use condoms... and all sorts!!!!
hahahah!!!!
why send me those emails with that kind of subject???
Soooo....
hahaha!!!
thats annoying!!!
Really...
I mean it!!!
So if you have a plan on sending those things to me...
better think twice and not send it...
I will not waste my time reading those stuffs!!!
I'll just delete them....
hahhahaha!!!!
Uhmmm....
share ko lang...
ang lapit na ng valentines....
wala parin akong guy!!!!
Lapit na birthday ko...
la pa ring guy!!!
waaaaaa.....
hanggang dito na lang ba talaga ang aking love life???
charing!!!!
chumuchuva nanaman ang aking eklaverzsh!!!!
hahaha....
chennessy chuva nang buh-bye ha!!!!
nag-dradrama nanaman ako eh....
hahaha...
im like so stupid...
i saw this shirt....
it has a print "Hollywood"!!!
I taught it was a spoof...
i asked my classmate...
spell hollywood...
she said...
h-o-l-l-y-w-o-o-d!!!!
and i was like...
hindi ba "i" un???
hahaha...
then she asked another girl...
the girl said...
h-o-l-l-y-w-o-o-d!!!
and i was like....
okay!!!
hahah...
but deep inside...
i was saying...
all of you are wrong!!!!
hahahah...
then i opened ven's page...
i remembered it has a hollywood...
hahahah...
and i saw the spelling....
it was H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D!!!!
waaaaaaaaa..........
I was stupid!!!!
hahahah...
I really taught it was a spoof shirt....
and that it wanted me to read hollywood as Holywood...
as in a holy wood!!!!
then....
im such a stupid idiot!!!!
hahahaha....
Now ive learned my lesson....
The spelling of Hollywood is H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D not H-O-L-L-I-W-O-O-D!!!!
hahahaahah!!!!
Just sharing!!!
Waaaa...
uhmmm...
this is what happened...
I was watching hana kimi Taiwanese Version..
I am already at ep 8...
and i got bored..
i wanted to know the ending...
so i watched the ending...
hahahaah...
so...
the ending was boring...
and now!
i dont want to watch the middle...
its all because the ending was soooooo LAME!!!!
they should make a 2!!!
but....
It wont do!!!
the directors posted that they will not do it...
at first they agreed on making hana kimi 2...
but then disagreed...
WHY????
Its because theyre too scared that the ratings of hana kimi 2 will not be as good as the rtings in hana kimi 1!!!
waaa....
is that even an excuse....??
waaaaaaa.....
of course....
they should know better!!!
they should know that in every drama Wu Chun and Jiro Wang will be....
the ratings are going to be soooo high!!!
NO!!!
not only the two!!!!
but the whole fahrenheit band members!!!
as you can see!!!
I love them!!!
Im their NO. 1 FAN!!!
hahahah...
well...
anyways!!!
I like Wu chun very much!!!
NO!!!
I think I love him!!!
hahaha!!!
J~K!!!
hahahaah...
Thats just a joke!!!
well if it wasnt...
then it would be an unrequited love!!1
dont you agree???
hmm...
dnt want to be in that position!!!
You know what!!!??
sometimes...
people mistake adoration for beauty for love!!!!
and I dont want to be one of them....
so....
I think its just adoration for beauty!!!!
well...
anyways!!!
hahaha...
I want more!!!
I could even sign every petition than well help them produce a sequel!!!!
Im so stupid!!!
and i admit that!!!
hahaah...
i watched the ending too early!!!
wahaahahah....
well anyways...
i can always watch the middle...
just like what i did in spring waltz....
I watched the fisrt 3 episodes...
then the neding..
then..
after a month!!!
i watched the middle!!!
hahahah..
Im soo funny!!!!!
welll..
anyways...
I gotta go!!!
~Jaa!!!
hahaha!!!
what a title...
okay!!!
lights!!!
camera!!!!
action nah!!!!
So.. Im here to talk tell you weird stories...
and when i say weird,
I mean "WEIRD"!!!!
Filipinos are the worst weird there is!!!!
hahaha....
they tell jokes at very heavy atmospheres!!!!
very weird...
buti sana kung "swak" sa timing...
but, hindi!!!!
hahahaha...
they are going to tell jokes... as in...
they're weird!!!
Knock knock...
whos there...????
ako maba....
ako maba who???
and you know...
ako maba who sounds like "ako mabaho"
which means, I smell bad or sort of...
and when you dnt laugh...
wahahaha...
theyre gonna make faces..
then you laugh...
Isn't that weird????
I mean....
you laughed not because of the joke but because of the weird expression...
Next....
The philippines has very expensive and very not affordable goods for mostly of the Filipinos...
*... so that's why some business are bankrupt... (they can't even buy the goods they sell) Oh, what the heck!!!...*
anyway...
And just a while ago...
the gas, foods, flour aND etc... prices went up...
and oh my gosh...
now theyre telling jokes about this!!!!
isnt it weird???
theyre laughing about their own problems while others....
are HAVING A STRIKE!!!!
hahaha!!!!
well...
this is how the joke go....
Lahat na lang ng bilihin tumaas....
gasolina.... tumaas
pagkain.... tumaas
harina...... tumaas
LPG Tanks... tumaas
ETC.... tumaas
pero....
iisa lang ang hindi pa nataas.....
"Si Gloria"....
wahahahah....
and Just so You Know....
Gloria...
IS OUR PRESIDENT!!!!!
for Pete's sake....
isn't that called Discriminating....
and its like.... theyre laughing...
*... obviously, the first time I heard it.. I was laughing Really HARD!!!...*
and come to think of it....
It really is true....
but do you think its right... ????
What the heck!!! Just continue spreading it...
Its funny....!!!!
Next....
And there's this joke about pilosopos....
hahah...
theyre funny....
but most filipinos like that joke...
so read it...
Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
Pedro: Hindi!
Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!
what can I say....????
Pedro really is a wise man....
hahaha....
Next....
And just to add jokes about the pilosopos....
Inay: Bakit ngaun ka lang anung oras na ah?
Anak: uhmm... 9:30 na po....
Inay: Aba't pilosopo kang bata ka ah... san mo natutunan yan?
Anak: Sa inyo po...
Inay: Halika dito!
Anak: Saan po dyan?
(pinapalo ni inay si anak)
Inay: Luko kang bata ka... kailan ka pa natutong mamilosopo....?
Anak: Kanina lang po.
Inay: Aba! Lumayas ka na nga dito!
Anak: Kelan po.
Inay: Hayop kang bata ka!
Anak: Ano po aso, pusa?
Well...
this isnt the real version...
in my own words nga lang kasi....
pero pagnahanap ko ung orig version...
ieedit ko ito kaagad...
hehehe...
Next...
Now these are corny Jokes....
and its funny...
Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
--Miguel: H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo
--Miguel: H....O....R...
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
--Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...
hahaha.....
So why did the teacher asked Miguel to hurry???
Is she in a rush????
Ow well...
*...btw one of my past crushes is MIGUEL.... but not necessarily this Miguel...*
Next...
Ano ang hayop na hindi sigurado? - Baka
Baka in english means MAYBE..
and at the same time COW...
hehehehe...
Ano ang hayop na pinuputol? - Cat
Pinuputol means Cut.....
CUT is rhyming with CAT...
Ano ang hayop na laging ayos? - Ox
OX is rhyming with OKS...
and OKS is just a shortened form of OKAY....
Which means ayos...
hahaha....
Next...
This is a joke for A FATHER AND SON PACT (we can say it as just a promise....)
Beer dad,
Gin na ko mag-iinom whisky kelan. Tanduayan mo yan.
Your son,
Miguel. (ayos pare!!)
Translation:
Dear Dad,
Hindi na ko mag-iinom miske kelan. Tandaan mo yan.
Your Son,
Migueal (ayos pare!!!)
wahahaha,...
another Migueal on the road!!!!
hahah....
he obviously don't mean the letter...
hahaha...
silly miguel...
Why did he wrote this in the first place???
WEIRD!!!
Next...
This is really weird!!!
And do you know why????
well...
coz its all true and its almost freaky!!!!
Ways To Know You Are A Filipino
1. You point with your lips
2. You nod upwards to greet someone.
3. You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir".
4. You smile for no reason.
5. You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
6. You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
7. You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," "Rhon."
8. You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV
9. You like everything imported or "state-side."
10. You Check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
11. You always offer food to all your visitors.
12. You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."
13. You say "for take out" instead of "to go."
14. You asked for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
15. You asked for a "pentel-pen" or a "ball-pen" instead of just "pen."
16. You order a McDonald's instead of "hamburger"(pronounced ham-boor-jer)
17. You say "Ha?" instead of "What."
18. You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
19. You answer when someone yells "Hoy."
20. You turn around when someone says "Psst!"
21. Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo."
22. You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over acting, or "TNT" for, well, you know.
23. You say "air con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
24. You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out."
25. You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.
26. You own a Karaoke System.
27. You own a piano that no one ever plays.
28. You own a "barrel man" (you pull up the barrel and you see something that looks familiar. schwing...)
29. You refer to your VCR as a "beytamax
30. You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in the dining room
31. Your car has too many "burloloys" like a Jipneys back in P.I.
32. You hang a Rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
33. You order a "soft drink" instead of a "soda."
34. You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutimate as "Ajinomoto"
35. This you 'll agree 100% ... Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairytale.
Isnt it weird???
and who ever calls DVD BEYTAMAX?????
What is a barell man
hey i dnt have a karaoke system in our house...'
and wait...
I do have a piano but i play it!!! well sometimes...
I have an organ na kasie eh...
and YOUR RIGHT!!!
Goldilocks isnt just a fairytale to us filipino....
most children here refer goldilocks ad a fast food chain....
they sell cakes and stuffs...
but my favorite is brownies...
they make good ones...
try it yourself...!!!
we dont have a giant spoon and fork...
thats eweeeeewwwwwww....
there is a last supper in the dinning room...
there is a rosary in the rear view mirror...
And...
hahaha...
We ask for Colgate in stores...
but we get close-up in return....
isnt that WEIRD!!!?????
Next...
MR DANILO: "I am your teacher, I am good in three languages."
PIKAW: "What are the subjects you're good at?"
MR DANILO: "Oh, I like Math and English."
PIKAW: "How do you say 'good morning' in Algebra?"
That's very Weird!!!
You even call this a joke....
Its not funny at all...
This joke is very very "Irritating"
NEXT PLEASE!!!!
Actual store names in Metro Manila believe it or not:
Ali Baka (Shawarma)
Anita BakeryActual store names in Metro Manila believe it or not:
Beefer 150 ( Meat Shop )
Common Cents Store ( Sari-sari Store )
Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery )
Curl Up And Dye ( Beauty Salon )
Doris Day And Night
Elizabeth Tailoring
Farmacia With Love ( A Drugstore )
Felix the Cut ( Barber Shop )
Goldirocks ( Gravel & Sand Shop )
Labo Optical
Mane Attraction ( Beauty Parlor )
Meating Place ( Meat Shop )
Memory Drug ( A Mercury Drug Clone )
Nacho Fast ( Nachos To Go )
Passers Buy ( Convenience Store )
R. Maramot Leasing (A Batangas Co.)
Saudia Hairlines ( Beauty Salon )
Scissors Palace ( Barber shop )
Second Time Around ( Second Hand Watch Store )
TapSi TurBi ( Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka
The Way We Wear ( Boutique )
Wash & Carry ( Laundromat )
MacDonuts ( Donut Shop )
Mat & Jeep ( Jeep Accessories Shop )
Mercy Buko ( Fresh Coconut Roadside Shop )
Pizza Hot ( Pizza Place )
Your Best Vet ( Veterinary Clinic )
I saw this bakery in Project 6. It's called Bread Pitt.
My friend saw a sign infront of a 7-11 Convenience store being built. It says "sorry for the inconvenience"
Lito...Lapida Maker!
King Tuckee's Fried Tsiken....
Jullibee's wonder Chicken...
Cheeny's Roasters...
"original 1935 pandesal for sale" - A pandesal shop in aurora boulevard
"cinavon" -- with matching cinema film type logo laundromat
Mang Donalds - burger shop in pasig town proper
Cooking ng ina mo - on a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across cooking ng ina mo
We make modern and antique furnitures - along a highway in Pampanga
On the Ofc door of Atty. Domingo Carriedo fr. Cebu: the sign says, Notary Public Tumatanggap din po ng labada tuwing Linggo.
Ow...
this ones good...
hahaha....
Whoever wants to go in this place...????
YOURE RIGHT!!!
FILIPINOS!!!
Coz theyre weird...
hahaha....
Lito Lapida Maker....???
hahaha...
Is the owner Lito LApid????
The way we wear????
Is that a song...???
Second Time around??????
Whats that????
Pangalawang orasan sa tabi-tabi????
hahaha...
now Im talking weird....
hahaha....
its second hand....
maybe the watches are sort of with dead skin....
if you know what i mean...
well....
this is just for fun and laughs....
so...
This was not done to harm or offend you....
Next...
PINOY-TAGALOG DIKSYONARYO
Contemplate - kulang sa pinggan
Punctuation - pera pang enroll
Tenacious - tennis shoes
Ice Buko - ayos ba ang buhok ko?
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation - sakayan ng bus
Protestant - tindahan ng prutas
Statue - ikaw ba iyan?
Tissue - ikaw nga!
Predicate - pakawalan ang pusa
Aspect - pantusok ng yelo
Defeat - ang paa
Deduct - ang pato
Detail - ang buntot
Deposit - ang gripo
City - siete
Persuading - first kasal
Depends - bakod
Shampoo - sampu
Profit - patunayan mo
CD Rom - tingnan mo ang kuwarto
July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
hahaha...
isnt this funny....
Weird!!!!!
hahahah....
filipinos are speaking very fluent in english and tagalog....
Next...
Uhm....
try to read this with feelings...
hehehe...
read it the chinese style...
Chinese (on his deathbed): Akyen panganay (hingalo)...anjan ka ba?
Panganay: Opo (sabay ang iyak), hu-hu-hu...
Chinese: Akyen junior (hingalo)..anjan ka ba?
Junior: Opo (sabay ang ngawa)...nga-nga-nga...
Chinese: Akyen asawa... (hingalo)...anjan ka ba?
Asawa: Narito ako (sabay ang maraming luha)...
Chinese (biglang mulat ang mata): Wakangaaa!...Baki lahat kayo dito? Sino bantay tindahan?!!!!!
hahahaha...
Next...
Juan: Pare, sa'n ka galing?
Pedro: Sa sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko.
Juan: Bakit marami kang kalmot sa mukha at braso?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing, lumalaban.
hahaha...
burrying alive the mother-in-law....
if its a burden to you...
hahaha...
that IS funny...
Next...
hahaha..
this is full of MENS...
bahala ka....
kung anung Mens ang ibig kong sabhin...
Ano'ng tawag sa kapwa texter: ka-Playtex, ka-Kotex, or ka-Newtex? I-Whisper mo naman sa akin, o.
ahhahaha....
So...
this will be the end of the weird things....
hahah...
there's lots more out there....
but youre alone digging it....
hahaha....
just a quote!!!!
He WhO LaUgHs LaSt 
...ThInKs SLoWeSt!
HEHEHEHE!!!!!!
And Guys!!!
I'm also weird!!!!
I laugh at this jokes!!!!
I'm PROUD TO BE A FILIPINO!!!!
We are the worst weird ever!!!
AND CUT!!!!
hahahah!!!!!
Good Take!!!!
~Jaa....
~Buh-bye!!!!
WAAAAAAAA....
My hankie....
anyways.....
this is what happened....
kasi kanina....
sa cr ng shool....
naihi ako....
hawak ko ung panyo ko....
and nung tinataas ko na ung aking pants....
(hawak ko ung haniie ko)
*hey! dn't thnk about nasty stuffs!!!!*
un...
nahulog ung hankie ko....
so kanina....
pawis na pawis na ako....
*ang init kSi....
wala akong maipampahid....
hmpf....
un lang,....
hehehe,...
~~~Jaa
